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SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders bitches which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my fucking god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I fuckin' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Goddamn plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


PHILO BEDDOE - He Kicked Tank Murdock's Ass, I'm Pretty Sure He Can Kick Yours.




BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers


TAGS: actions speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion or make light of the pretend characters portrayed in these religions
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Chef

GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:07 am
‘a’ life…get ‘a’ life….sheeesh, I got 6 months once…seemed like life.
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 9:21 am
Wy, thank you for pointing this out, salearling. I was just thinking; ‘man, I need to get life’. Now? Now I feel p-r-e-t-t-y phookin’ good about mine.
salearling - July 28, 2014, 8:20 am
This is totally wrong... it should be Bugs in the center. At least he stuck with his original name his whole career, instead of Steamboat Willie.


WHEN YOU HAVE A LORD OF THE RINGS WEDDING - Keep an eye on Gandalf... I don't trust that guy


TAGS: make sure you know which ring is which
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Chef

emsilent - May 9, 2010, 12:20 am
i dont trust gandalf either


EXPLOSIVES -


TAGS: which one is afganistan
Rating: 4.58/5

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Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 5:27 pm
Well it is all tucked away down there... 5 Wallys (Waldos)
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 5:27 pm
Well it is all tucked away down there... 5 Wallys (Waldos)


IDEALISM -


TAGS: which is why you will give this poster 1l
Rating: 4.19/5

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Anything - March 15, 2010, 11:41 pm
Also: when little minds think about a lot of big ideas, they make a religion. When big minds think about a lot of bigger ideas, they make a poster out of it.


Experience Vayalar Ramavarma -




NEXT SUMMER - The Kids Are Staying Home And I'm Going To Camp


TAGS: which way to the crafting class
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

shannon21 - July 17, 2010, 3:00 pm
mommy can i go to camp?


SURELY THERE MUST BE A GOD -




INTERNAL CONFLICTS -




THE WOMEN OF MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: i m not sure which charity it was this year
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

rerun - January 10, 2010, 4:40 pm

Can I be the one in pink? It really would be nice to have a flat stomach again.
Porcelina - January 10, 2010, 12:33 pm
Lol yes. actually, it saddens me that a bunch of the old members either don't post anymore, or post rarely :(
GreyScorpion - January 10, 2010, 12:30 pm
ReRun and Roamer?
Porcelina - January 10, 2010, 12:27 pm
Erecrottod- I'm sorry, I must have missed your significant contribution to anything. Hrm. There is something special, actually. Two of the "woman of motifake" were some of the original members from before it got huge. Go an hero, plox, thanks
Claire - January 10, 2010, 11:51 am
Not to mention the women of Motifake. We will kick your ass. Also, Erecrottod, maybe you should visit the forums. Today has been dedicated to us in the poster calender.
phydeaux - January 10, 2010, 11:11 am
Dude..totally flirting with the banhammer...
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:40 am
The "Women of Motifake" meme is really gettin' boring. Women of Motifake have nothing - I repeat for you dumba*s: NOTHING - special. Unless you consider "special" to have nothing special. Maybe someday you'll understand. It shall be a great day for you.


INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION -


TAGS: vt terminal velocity m mass of the falling object g acceleration due to gravity cd drag coefficient density of the fluid through which the object is falling and a projected area of the object
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Derek - November 30, 2009, 2:26 am
...with the small proviso that one has a particular type of vehicle


WHICH SEAT SHOULD SHE TAKE? - Rebecca Black's worst nightmare




CRACK - Now in Peanut flavor!




PEOPLE TRY TO PUT US D-DOWN... - (Talkin' 'bout my generation)




FLATTERY -




STILL UP!....NO IT -


TAGS: im quoting one of the best movies ever do you know which one
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by CANADA

Untamedfifty - July 7, 2010, 9:54 pm
thats funny as hell
sickartist - March 10, 2010, 5:21 am
Kelly's Heroes FTW!! 5 gold wrapped L's


SELF ESTEEM. - When not in check, it leads to action. Action -> Disaster -> Humor Humor improves one's Self Esteem




THE MODERATORS - Sometimes they make looking THROUGH the new posters more fun than looking AT the new posters.


TAGS: to whichever mod approved these two posters in this order bravo sir i salute you
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 10:29 am
@Mr. M: ZZZIIINNNGGG!!!
motifake - November 16, 2009, 10:27 am

LMAO!!! Nice catch!
whatukno - November 16, 2009, 9:14 am
And bravo to you Briton of Rose for catching the humor in that. 5 lions for you.
aesop's folly - November 16, 2009, 8:46 am
now this is great material


FAITH -




That which does not kill me -


TAGS: that which does not kill me tastes like madness
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 10:21 pm
leftovers!
JesusWept - April 27, 2016, 12:29 pm
Holy shyt what's THAT??


Another Rerun -


TAGS: tuna sandwhich rerun
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - November 20, 2015, 5:35 am
funny a 5er
JesusWept - November 19, 2015, 5:59 pm
I had one yesterday heh. L L L L L


Editing -




NOW - What Were You Saying About A Sandwhich?


TAGS: sandwhich woman food
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by mommakaboom

steve1961 - August 5, 2012, 6:01 pm
LOL Moo+
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2012, 5:55 pm
Well, this got creepy real fast.
mommakaboom - August 5, 2012, 4:32 pm
You got THAT right!!!
falloutghoul - August 5, 2012, 4:29 pm
...let alone two.
mommakaboom - August 5, 2012, 4:16 pm
Time is what we want most...BUT...What we use worst...
steve1961 - August 5, 2012, 3:57 pm
I'll always add Time for you, Babydoll :)
mommakaboom - August 5, 2012, 3:45 pm
Four whole dimensions???Oh...I see...A man too full of himself for the usual three...
steve1961 - August 5, 2012, 3:39 pm
Actually, I have 4 dimensions you'll enjoy-width, length, depth and time :)
mommakaboom - August 5, 2012, 3:36 pm
Oh...*SIGH*...My dream man...A two dimentional Dork...
steve1961 - August 5, 2012, 3:33 pm
See? That's why I find you so adorable :) I know how to treat a lady-don't I? :) Give me some sugar, Babydoll :)
mommakaboom - August 5, 2012, 3:17 pm
Almost...I'll work harder on that then I'll work on that sandwich you be wantin' so bad...That's a promise...
steve1961 - August 5, 2012, 3:09 pm
Oh...I thought that's what you meant. So cute how you can almost sound so intellectual. I swear you must be almost as a smart as the smartest dolphin and that is why I find you almost inspiring :)
mommakaboom - August 5, 2012, 2:42 pm
LMAO...A John Bobbit...Google that s**t...
mommakaboom - August 5, 2012, 2:41 pm
LMAO...A John Bobbit...Google that shit...
steve1961 - August 5, 2012, 2:39 pm
What's a BOTTIT?
mommakaboom - August 5, 2012, 2:17 pm
Ha!!!Sure thing...BUT...I only make a sandwich...BOTTIT style...
steve1961 - August 5, 2012, 2:13 pm
Why are you in front of a computer? Aren't you supposed to be in the kitchen making me a sandwich? Get that tushy in gear, Missy! ;)
mommakaboom - August 5, 2012, 9:01 am
Aww...Look how easy it is for the boyz to make fun...With a puter between us...
steve1961 - August 5, 2012, 1:13 am
Why is there ketchup everywhere...you know i hate ketchup on my sandwiches...
mommakaboom - August 4, 2012, 9:51 pm
Careful speakin' bravely to a woman weldin' a weapon...
falloutghoul - July 20, 2012, 10:05 pm
I'm sorry, I meant "Sandwich me between you and the bed."


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